Again sorry for the all CAPS, but these email spammers do not seem to know you can press the Caps Lock key and not yell at people via email. Still a funny one though:
OBITUARIES
EBERT WALTERS JUNE 14, 2009
DURING HIS CHILDHOOD, EBERT "SONNY" WALTERS WAS COUNSELED BY HIS TOUGH OLD COWBOY GRANDFATHER THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. HIS FAMILY SAID EBERT DID THAT RELIGIOUSLY EVERY MORNING.
EBERT DIED LAST THURSDAY AT AGE 104
HE OUTLIVED HIS WIFE IONA BY 52 YEARS
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN -- AND A 15 FOOT DEEP HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
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