The 3 C's

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the madcow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canadaalmost three years ago, right to the s tall where she slept in the stateof Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But theyare unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around ourcountry. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don'twe just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, ithas worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in acourthouse or Congress is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal''Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a buildingfull of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile workenvironment.