St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Q: What is left out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green

Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A. When it’s a French fry!

Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare

Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A: A leper con

Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus