Tuesday, February 3, 2009

USRSF - United States Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These well equipt (I love how they spelt equipped) Good Ole Boys will be strategically dropped into Iraq and briefed with the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. The season closes a week from Friday.
3. There is no bag limit.
4. They taste just like chicken.
5. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus and
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over a week from Friday.

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